I've finally gone off the deep end.
Why, you ask?
For doing this:
|Goodbye, ugly beige kitchen|
|So long puke-y parquet floor|
|Buh bye diving wall|
In the midst of this:
|Getting into "Reindeer mode" for the JK Christmas concert|
|Still in character|
|Family Gingerbread-house-making night.|
Not to mention all the other million-and-one-things that go on at this time of year.
If, for some reason I'm not 100% certifiable right now, I surely will be by the end of the holidays.